Grimace all you want, but it appears that McDonaldโ€™s is barging into the coffee space, looking to hamburgle away market share from drive-thru shops like Starbucks and Dutch Bros. But they wonโ€™t be doing it in the name of the Golden Arches. McDonaldโ€™s has been secretly working on a new concept, CosMcโ€™s, a small-format drive-thru that appears to be focusing on drinks.

McDonaldโ€™s has been playing this one pretty close to the vest, so little is known about the new chain, but with the early progress of the first location in Bolingbrook, Illinoisโ€”a southwestern suburb of Chicagoโ€”gives a few clues. As reported by Eater, the new concept features just a single golden arch in its logo. The name is a reference to CosMc, โ€œan orange alien character introduced to the McDonaldland universe in 1987.โ€

And thanks to Twitter user Iman Jalali, we have an idea of what the menu will look like. Focusing mostly on drinks and breakfast items, CosMcโ€™s will serve coffee drinks like lattes, cappuccinos, mochas, brewed and iced coffee, cold brew, and specialty drinks like a turmeric spiced latte, sโ€™mores cold brew, chai tea latte, and even frappes of the churro and cold brew varieties. There are also โ€œSignature Galactic Boosts,โ€ in flavors like Sour Cherry Energy Burst and Berry Hibiscus Sour-Ade.

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Per Market Watch, the Bolingbrook location will open later this month with a โ€œhandful of additional outpostโ€ to open in the coming months across Texas, specifically the Dallas/Fort Worth and San Antonio metro areas.

From the CosMcโ€™s website:

At CosMc’s, you’ll find exactly what you need to take you to your happy place. And you’ll feel rejuvenated by more than just a drink. We know that everyday life can weigh us down.

So we’re on a mission to lift humans up with every sip.

Ambitious. A little dire, but ambitious nonetheless.

With the new concept, McDonald’s is banking on the idea that no one actually wants to go inside a McDonald’s or a Starbucks or what have you just to grab a drink and a quick bite. Thanks to the “growth thatโ€™s happened with the digital and delivery,” CEO Chris Kempczinski said on an earnings call in July, CosMc’s is positioning itself as a grab-and-go establishment. You’ll have to find somewhere else that has a sad, germ-infested ball pit for your kids to jump into while you’re trying slam down a burger and fries.

Zac Cadwaladerย is the managing editor at Sprudge Media Network and a staff writer based in Dallas.ย Read more Zac Cadwaladerย on Sprudge.